How does Aubrey deal with being mistaken as a pregnant lady?

• Throw empire-waist dress away in kitchen garbage can.

(Husband tried to fish it out of the garbage. I put it right back in.)

• Write angry blog post that will upset her family.

(Sorry Dad)

• Get immediately into pajamas, then bed, not speaking to Husband.

• Cry a little.

• Sleep for approx. 10 hours. 

(cuddle with Joshy)

• Wake up around 3 pm, make chocolate chip cookies with kids. 

(seriously therapeutic)

• Eat entire plate of chocolate chip cookies for breakfast. 

(not so therapeutic)

Don't worry, I'm reading up on SDBs...